I'M NOT OLD, I'M CLASSIC

Vintage vibes. Zero apologies.

This isn’t just a t-shirt — it’s a full-throttle declaration of timeless cool. Featuring a slick retro car and the iconic line “I’m not old, I’m classic,” this tee is perfect for anyone who’s aged like fine wine… or a well-maintained V8.

Made from premium organic cotton, it’s smoother than a Sunday cruise and tougher than your uncle’s opinions on carburetors. Whether you’re a certified petrolhead or just appreciate a good dad joke with horsepower, this shirt’s got your back. Wear it proudly. Drive it like you stole it.



• 100% organic ring-spun cotton

• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)

• Single jersey

• Medium fit

• Set-in sleeves

• 1 × 1 rib at collar

• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems

• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)

• Blank product sourced from China or Bangladesh

The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:

- Weaving—Bangladesh

- Dyeing—Bangladesh

- Manufacturing—Bangladesh

• Contains 0% recycled polyester

• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults

EU Warranty: 2 years

Other compliance information: Meets the EU REACH requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), . ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at shop.wyshya@gmail.com or write to us ..